Delicious! (Taken with instagram)
A goddamn Christmas miracle
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
I sat up in bed with a gleam in my eye,
Hoping to peep on St. Nick in the sky.Then all of a sudden I heard a great crash,
And whom did I spy all covered in ash?
It was jolly old Santa, that corpulent elf,
With a sack full of presents to place ‘neath my shelf.I noticed a package so shiny and black,
With Helvetica typeface and crisp plastic wrap;
‘Twas Cards ‘Gainst Humanity that Santa did hold—
The very same version that Amazon sold!“Please, Santa,” I urged, “won’t you stay for a joke
And sample this card game for horrible folk?”
How his red cheeks went white as he plucked up a card
And read “Ho ho… jerking off into a pool of children’s tears?!”Santa died on the spot with a grimace of pain
As a wee little vessel did burst in his brain;
The reindeer went feral, they ran and they bucked
And were smash’d by a FedEx delivery truck.Cards Against Humanity is back in stock - ruin Christmas for your loved ones for just $25.
made it to 66 hours alive
that’s pretty good for my first game, right?
Yeah, but now you get to have all the fun of playing the Zombie side of things— it’s like one big gang with the same goal.
I want to but my hour of being a corpse hasn’t started yet even though I was tagged 25 minutes ago and the person I was tagged with has been put on the website and maybe I wrote down my number wrong and aaaaaaahhhhhhh
Your hour starts as soon as you get tagged!
Why let technology get in the way of having an AMAZING time?!
